what am i?
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Who am I? Who are you? When given the opportunity to expand upon myself almost limitlessly, I seize to think of almost anything of value to put on this page. We are a reflection of ourselves, others, our surroundings, God; the list goes on until the reflection becomes hazier. When you come to a conclusion about me, you may reach some type of conclusion about yourself simultaneously. Push and pull, compare and contrast, leading to some amount of self reflection. Or mayhaps I just don't like the interview-esque tone of this question.

"Tell me about yourself..."

In order to better expedite this painful question, I have provided an assortment of answers for your choosing. Pick whichever card tickles you, but please try to enjoy all cards equally.

That was exhilarating, wasn't it? You have learnt so much about me in just a few short minutes! If you have further interest in me, I suppose you could go to that other section below... but what would be the point in that? Categorically curated factoids are lame compared to informative card games.
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last updated: 28-04-2025
Name: Karina
Age: 28
Sex: F
Location: Europe
Status: Engaged ♡
Birthstone: Sapphire
Profession: English Teacher
Current Occupation: WFH
🠠 the face? behind it all
yerp... so if you read the rest of this page, you probably realized i do not like (read: am bad at) describing myself. one of the reasons i am here on neocities is because i do not like social media. in fact you won't find me on social media because i simply do not have any. i enjoy existing on the internet -- i don't enjoy existing through the internet, on social media, feeding parts of myself to a dimorphous engagement toilet, mixing truth with lie and puking out an end result that can, at best, be described as "embellished". perfect for the corporations behind it, bad for your soul and ego crying out for help, begging for the torture to stop.

i've been on the internet since the dinosaur ages. like a lot of people my age, my interest in website design started as a child on neopets in the '00s. as a teenager, i made layouts and graphics on tumblr and other sites in the early '10s. HTML/CSS is purely a hobby of mine; i am obviously not a professional in any way.
i enjoy spending time with my family and loved ones most of all. check out my irl sister's page! leave her a lot of love and encouragement, she's just getting started on neocities/web design.
likes dislikes
my fiance & family driving culture
video games dickheads
cooking anime
macchiato dishonesty
making webpages processed food
opposing colours spinelessness
close physical proximity identity-based ideology
vegeta (dragon ball) time-wasting
chocolate menstrual cramps
the repeat button extremism

i leave the house semi-occasionally. here's proof! this is me in new york.
video games: world of warcraft, devil may cry, fallout, dbz: kakarot, red dead redemption, kenshi, sheep dog 'n' wolf, elden ring
music: metal, industrial, eurodance, trance, rock, edm, alternative & indie, some folk/country
film: lord of the rings, full metal jacket, terminator, mean girls, haxan, solaris, the prestige, manchester by the sea, snatch, bran stoker's dracula, christine, brazil
television: dragon ball, severance, the terror, metalocalypse, the x-files, friday night lights, deadwood, nature documentaries
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